Jesus abducted in Grand Rapids

"Jesus was gone..."

But a ransom note was received, reading, in part,

...we are holding Jesus ransom until you clean up the poopie from your weiners...

clean up all your weiner poopie if you want to see Jesus unharmed.

4 weiners; 2 feet of snow. Strikes me as nigh unto impossible to fully comply with the demands of the Jesusnappers. Does this then cast doubts on Jesus' imminent return?




Thanks soooo much to Ace