Mind your own business...!

It appears that helpful folk from the "international community" are becoming more outspoken in their judgment of our ways here in the good ol' U.S. of A. As if our foreign policy doesn't offer enough juicy run-off to quench the critics' thirst, they're now lapping up on our gastronomical foibles (the comment section provides a wonderful insight into the advanced intelligence of our foreign critics), and even sipping at our system of justice and punishment for heinous crimes. They misjudged, apparently, the complete and utter apathy with which Texans view international criticism; the direct appeal from the further-evolved European culture warranted a 3 - sentence official response; clearly the Texas Governor doesn't want anyone in Brussels confused by fancy rhetoric or evasive verbosity, as is the penchant with higher life forms. Investors only need apply: The rest of you underfed intellectuals can chew on the fact that we pwned your weak selves 230 years ago, and we pwn you today! Get along, lil' doggy! Brilliant!!